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~Sshrill of Ulex Europeaus as they ex-
ULEX EUROPEAUS
Each time its gentle feelers probe/ prod/caress you, you sense friendly messages emanating from Ulex Europeaus saying “! love you” or “you will not forget me will you”; a truly unique, sensuous feeling. Perhaps the most pleasurable moments occur when you take friends to share the enlightenment. Your feelings are overpowered of the piercing friendly perience the same joyful exhilarations. How to start loving and enjoying Ulex Europeaus? Well, the Club could run timed walks. For easy lovers it is suggested a 10 minute walk, medium lovers a full half hour. Fits — the entire track. The FEs? hmmm, maybe a bush bash rather than the track. The feelings within your body when you exit the track after your allotted time limit will be the most satisfying cataclysmic adrenalin pumping moment that you could ever experience — does this sound familiar? Regretfully gaps are to be found on the track where Ulex Europeaus is not growing; a tragedy, but given time, ~~Ulex Europeaus’s reproductive power———will completely cover these — a wonderful thought. It has also gone to special lengths to keep the track a secret. Non- lovers will have no trouble in failing to spot these turn offs. Mt Baker, you are very privileged to have this track named after you.
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John Collier